Monday, May 24, 2010

E-Mail of the Year!!

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.



Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social
problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .


I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.


I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
.

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.


Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.


We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.


It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'


Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.


To the nations on List 2, a final thought : You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night.
'

If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.



Friday, May 21, 2010

I guess we really have lost it!

According
to

The
Trustees for the Social Security Administration,

THERE WILL NOT BE A COST OF LIVING INCREASE FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS IN
SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS.


ADDITIONALLY
THEY WILL RAISE YOUR CO-PAY FOR YOUR RX MEDICARE BENEFITS "
!

They,
the Congress
(BOTH
"REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRATS
TOGETHER")
say
no increase is warranted because of the losses in gross national product and
other cute things..

NOW
SPORTS FANS


THIS
IS THE ONE THAT WILL FLIP YOU
OUT!!


THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION IS FUNDING
TWENTY FOUR MILLION DOLLARS-- LET ME REPEAT THAT AMOUNT...

SO YOU UNDERSTAND IT $ 24,000,000.00 DOLLARS FOR NEW ELECTRONIC MEDICAL RECORDS
PROCESSING FOR OUR CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS !!


THEY
ARE OBTAINING THESE FUNDS

And


I
QUOTE DIRECTLY FROM THE SOCIAL SECURITY WEBSITE...

"THIS MONEY WILL BE COMING FROM THE SAVINGS TO BE
GENERATED


FROM
WITHHOLDING "COST OF LIVING INCREASES FOR 2010 & 2011


In
SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS FOR THE
ELDERLY


AND
A $2.00 INCREASE ON ALL MEDICARE RX BENEFIT CO-PAY"



Please
tell ALL your friends and have them


"PROTEST
TO THE IDIOTS WE ELECTED TO
CONGRESS"


Who
by the way,
have just voted themselves ANOTHER 3% SALARY
INCREASE!!!


We must put a stop to this outright thievery!


It
is THE CONGRESS AND THE
SENATE, BOTH REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRATS,
WE CAN'T
FIRE THEM, BUT WE SURE CAN NOT RE-ELECT
THEM
,


And WE CAN IMPEACH THEM


Or DEMAND RECALL ELECTIONS !!!


HOW
ABOUT WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND DUMP THESE CLOWNS
.



All
I ask is that you consider the suggestion here.


The
entire Congress of the United
States
is corrupt.


And I
mean both Houses and I mean both major parties.
I realize that a few
Members of each House are
trustworthy,


But,


As
a group
they
are absolutely the most corrupt bunch


To
ever disgrace our Nation.
In November
of 2010


The
entire House of
Representatives
will
stand for re-election;


All
435 of them.


One
third of the Senate,


A
total of 33 of them, will also stand for re-election.


Vote
every incumbent out.
And I mean every one of them.


No
matter their Party
affiliation.


Let's
start all over in the House of Representatives
with
435 people


Who
have absolutely no experience in
running
that
body,


With
no political favors owed to anyone but their own
constituents.


Let's
make them understand that they work for us...
They are answerable to
us


And
they simply have to run that body
with
some common sense.
Two
years later, in 2012,


Vote
the next third of the
incumbents
in the Senate out.

We
can do the same thing in 2014
and,


By
that time we will
have
put all new people in that body as
well.


We,
the People,


Have
got to take this Country back and
we
HAVE
to do it peacefully.
That's what the Framers of our Constitution
envisioned.

I am also
suggesting term limits on the NEW BUNCH
-


8
YEARS FOR REPRESENTATIVES AND
12
YEARS OF SENATORS.


NO
EXCEPTIONS.


THE
LONGER THEY STAY IN OFFICE THE
MORE
POWER
THEY GET


AND
THEY LOVE IT AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET RE-ELECTED.

WE HAVE TERM
LIMITED THE PRESIDENT
-


NOW
LET'S TERM LIMIT THE LEGISLATORS.

Please,


If
you love
this
Country,


Send
this (as I have done)
to
absolutely everyone


Whose
email address appears in your
address
book..
This thing can permeate this Country in no time.


Let's make
it
happen.**

VOTE
THE POWER ABUSERS OUT...


LET'S
TAKE
AMERICA
BACK !!!

IF
YOU LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING IN OUR COUNTRY,


THEN
DO NOTHING...





Thursday, May 20, 2010

What Has Democratic Leadership Given The Country- The Welfare Generations

2010 Tennessee Floods

FEDERAL ENTITLEMENT...Third and fourth generations of welfare. Years of welfare have brought on the attitude that they are entitled to all that they can get and more Because their grandparents picked cotton for Mr. Charlie.

With entitlements Everything is given to them. Congress and Freddie and Fannie (social justice) put these people into

Homes that they had no down payment nothing invested. In the 60’s I worked for a contractor that winterized HUD houses that these entitled abandoned. They would be placed in a home that was completely reconditioned, and within less than a year the house would be unlivable. When they moved out the house’s copper wiring, the copper pipes, light and plumbing fixtures be ripped out also. The taxpayer would be billed to reconditioned the house again.

When MLK Jr was shot (or with any riot) looters were breaking into stores and stealing any and everything, yet they claimed that they were hungry but TV news would show they coming out of stores carrying furniture, TV’s, liquor, but hardly ever any grocery stores.

In September, 1999 I went through Hurricane’s Dennis and Floyd back to back 42” of rain Downtown was under 28’ of floodwaters.Eastern NC was under water.


A lot of the area was assessable by helicopter. Food and water was flown for four days before water receded. There was one small town that was given a lot of national news coverage. This was Princeville, a town that was 90% black. Princeville was made up of working families. Not entitlement families that the difference. There was no flap made about where is help or where is Pres. Clinton. People in this area pulled together and took their bassboats, jonboats and went out rescueing people. We were all neighbors in need and everyone was doing what they could.


Stand In Line

President Obama was having that one, lone brief conversation this year with General McChrystal about Afghanistan ...

Things were obviously not going the way the General had hoped. Obama could sense this, and told him, "I bet when I die, you'll piss on my grave."

To which General McChrystal answers,

"No sir, I've always said that when I get out of the Army, I'll never again wait in another line."


Monday, May 17, 2010

How True

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. ?When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. ?When she
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
> she writes him a check.
>
> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. ?When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> got to call the USA ?so cheaply.
>
> ?The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> gone to hell, so it's a local call."

The Staff: We received this from a concerned citizen.

Boycott California

Since California wants to boycott AZ I think AZ should do the same and lets begin with power. As CA gets about a third of their power from AZ they should cease providing them with power. AZ can sell it to others states so the company and stockholders won't hurt. Second, the citizens of AZ should also boycott all television shows filmed in California movies produced there. Watch something else and that will get the shows sponsor's involved.

Second, send the prisoners back to the cesspool called California and they should have checkpoints added to all highways coming to AZ from California to keep the illegals out. That includes the idiot governor. Arnie should close his own border before he opens his mouth again.

Nancy Skinner the Union Mouth

Nancy Skinner, Talk show host, stated the Companies (GM/Chrysler) caused their down fall and the unions only helped. What a crock, ever here of laying off workers and yet those workers draw 90% of there pay for doing nothing. This union mouthpiece needs to shut the hell up and go away. Look at CA. and how much the unions have helped that state.

Nancy Skinner is such a liar when it comes to unions it makes me sick. I worked for the Teamsters and saw first hand what unions did. Try to image sitting on your butt for 8 hours watching beer bottles go by. Oh, did I say 8 hours, after two breaks before lunch, then 30 minutes for lunch followed by two more breaks after lunch it works out to 6.5 hrs. on your butt. Yep, that's the union for you.

At one time unions were helpful but that time has long ago passed. Now they only look out for the union business manager and to a select few in the local. Think of it, years ago you cold by a coke for a nickel. Now because of mainly all the different unions handling this item, have caused their increase in price.

GM and Chrysler failed due to management and unions. Ford is still here and not owned by the government.

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