How True

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. ?When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. ?When she
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
> she writes him a check.
>
> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. ?When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> got to call the USA ?so cheaply.
>
> ?The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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