Why I Now Vote Democrat and LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT � � ��

 LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT � �  ��

 #10.     I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
             whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

 #9.       I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
            4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
            gallon at 15% isn't.

#8.       I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
            better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7.       I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
            nobody is offended by it.

#6.       I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
            and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
            and thieves.   I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets
            police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5.       I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
            babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
            comfy.

#4.       I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
            free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
            take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

 #3.      I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not
            be allowed to make profits for themselves.   They need to break even and
            give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat
            Party sees fit.

 #2.      I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
            the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get
            their agendas past the voters. And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think                          it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
             because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in
             America.   We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other
            countries.
                                                             

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better
 to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
 because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in
 America.   We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other
 countries

 PS. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
 limits"... Albert Einstein

I know you all will appreciate this definition.   The best description
 of Obamacare so far:
 Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:�"We have to pass it, to find out what's
 in it."

A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the

definition of a stool sample."