The
older we get the wiser we become.
We've disconnected our home
alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
Bought two Pakistani flags on
eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.
Now, the local police,
sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and
we're saving $49.95 a month.
The Staff: Just a little humor
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