Saturday, October 18, 2008

Hard to Believe but True


This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'US politicians' spending American's tax payers money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the USÂ government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ...

It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... what does it mean?

A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.

B. Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C HELLO!Â

Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit
Tax CDL License
Tax Cigarette
Tax Corporate Income
Tax Dog License
Tax Federal Income TaxÂ
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury
Tax Marriage License
Tax Medicare
Tax Property
Tax Real Estate
Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle
TaxSchool Tax State Income At x State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee
Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge
Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge TaxTelephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local
Tax Telephone Usage Charge
Tax Utility
Tax Vehicle License Registration
Tax Vehicle Sales
Tax Watercraft Registration
Tax Well Permit
Tax Workers Compensation
Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...and the US nation was the most prosperous in the world.

They had absolutely no national debt... They had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!' And I still have to
press '1'
for English. I hope this goes around the
USA
at least 100 times What the heck happened?????
By Unknown
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