Thursday, November 16, 2017

FRANKEN AND MOORE

What is the difference between the two? 
Anyone taking bets the dems pass this off. 

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Drain The Swamp - PATTON SPEAKS



DRAIN THE SWAMP 
Visualize General George Patton addressing everyone today.  It would go something like this......
ATTENTION!

To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Citizens, it’s time  for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans  occasionally have to fight wars to keep this nation great.

See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and  Starbucks for a minute,  pull your head out of your ass -- and  LISTEN UP!!
Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity."
Got that ?
THIS IS an atrocity!




So Was This!!! 

WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET? 

Islamic Extremists are peaceful people? 
My Ass!
Millions of these warped misled sons-of-bitches are plotting,   
as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. 
 
Some of them are here among us now. 
They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. They believe you are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. 
A "moderate" Muslim is one that has temporarily run out of ammunition.
They want your ass dead,
and they think it is God's will for them to do it. 
Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us, and if you agree -   then, you are a pathetic dumb ass! 
If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them   down and killed THEM while we had the chance. 
How many more Americans must be beheaded? 
You've fallen asleep AGAIN - get your head out of your ass!
You may never get another chance! 
NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about - if you ever gave a damn about anything   !  


DISMISSED!

Thursday, November 2, 2017

See, Obama Care works for Some

SEX AFTER SURGERY

A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex".

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.”




Read the Latest and Dumbest Democratic Statement

Great Orators of the Democrat Party

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson
 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D.. Roosevelt
 "The buck stops here.." ~Harry S. Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~John F. Kennedy 

    
Great Orators of the Democrat Party – RECENT:
  
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' 
~William Jefferson Clinton 
  
"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." 
~John Edwards 
  
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi) 
~Hillary Clinton 
  
"I invented the Internet." 
~Al Gore 

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama 

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." 
~Barack Obama (Quoted 2008) 
  
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." 
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) 
  
"Paying taxes is voluntary." 
~Sen. Harry Reid 
  
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998) 
  
"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" 
~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012) 
  
And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."   
~Nancy Pelosi   (Quoted March,2010 ) 
(As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”)


Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht  ... "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."


AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DISFUNCTIONAL BUNCH IS.......
                                  
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump gonna get us into a war."
·        Maxine Waters........2017

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