The "M" word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, 

the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, 

men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive 

to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically 

incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the 

Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally 

object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof 

and suicide, You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't 

declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely 

carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, 

other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part 

of the problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are 

most likely a Muslim. 

 

HISTORICAL FACT
Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they 

still don't have any Mexicans.