The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes
to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who
knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the
money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and
says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to
Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers ...
Don't you just love lawyers ...
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