America, Land of the Government Idoits

Let me see if I understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR......

IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOUR CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET HARD PRISON TIME.....

IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT OFF OR PAY IT OFF, THEN DEPORTED........

IF YOU GO INTO ENGLAND ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY JAILED AND DEPORTED........

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY....BUT,

IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1. A DRIVERS LICENSE,

2. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

3. WELFARE,

4. FOOD STAMPS, and

5. FREE HEALTH CARE ???

I guess I still don't understand...