The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the
privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth
you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive
device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap
about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers,
we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London.
Shalom!"
The Staff: Delivery for: Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Norway, Germany, France, Syria, Afghanistan, Bahrain,Yemen, Qatar, and all other countries pending shipping.
Just a joke but it would be nice.
privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth
you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive
device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap
about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers,
we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London.
Shalom!"
The Staff: Delivery for: Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Norway, Germany, France, Syria, Afghanistan, Bahrain,Yemen, Qatar, and all other countries pending shipping.
Just a joke but it would be nice.
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